23 4 / 2014

I’ve been at work an hour and yet there are still five hours until the students are available to meet. STAAR testing is what’s wrong with this picture. Also that I’m not drinking raspberry green tea in the grass somewhere.

23 4 / 2014

(Source: Land-City, via literallycat)

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23 4 / 2014

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23 4 / 2014

adandeliongirl:

Liebe | via Tumblr en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/112691160

adandeliongirl:

Liebe | via Tumblr en We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/112691160

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22 4 / 2014

I can’t even tell you how much and how loudly I laughed at this

I can’t even tell you how much and how loudly I laughed at this

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22 4 / 2014

I just read a book the entire time I walked my dog and now I am going to listen to This American Life from my phone on my bluetooth speaker while I shower.

I am so excited about multitasking!

22 4 / 2014

pyrrhic-victoria:

Crystal Calm Keeper by Karina Eibatova

pyrrhic-victoria:

Crystal Calm Keeper by Karina Eibatova

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22 4 / 2014

A survey just asked me “Do you have kids?” and I clicked Yes without a moment’s hesitation.

What is happening in this head of mine?

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22 4 / 2014

I woke up suddenly at 5:52AM after having a dream I was kickboxing and with this sentence in my brain:

"If you have romantic eyes we will need to ensue considerable adultering."

…wut?

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22 4 / 2014

packourbagsandrun:

gerardmotherfuckingway:

ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

the second one omg

"Bath salts"
Flo rida

Ahaha these are all done by Canadians

Reblogging because I would KILL this exercise

also everyone knows Florida and Texas so apparently I pick the best places to live.

(Source: BuzzFeed, via diddycakes)

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